

The story of John and Marie was pure bathroom romance. They both just
so happened to be in a bar bathroom at the same time, and they took one
look at each other, and fucked. Some people say you shouldn't kiss on
the first date, but Marie chose to take it in her ass upon first
meeting. She flushed John's jizz down the toilet, so there was no
evidence of their dirty little romp...other than this video, of course.
Release Date: 01.28.09
Mick Blue was trying to teach himself how to speak Russian, but he
could not concentrate because his roommate, Jessie Lee, was singing in
the shower at the top of her lungs. Mick's intentions were to go to the
bathroom and tell her to shut up, but once Jessie started singing songs
to him, he was swept off his feet. Oh well. He can always learn Russian
tomorrow.
Release Date: 01.28.09
Audrey Elson did not feel stimulated in her college's Political Science
lecture class, so she ran to the bathroom to stimulate herself. This is
where she met Will Powers...who was totally stimulated by her
self-stimulation...and hence, they stimulated each other.
Release Date: 01.28.09
I went to my friend's party wearing a fishnet see-through dress, yet
for some reason I still could not get laid. After I gave up hope, I ran
to the bathroom to fuck myself. It was pure fate when I spotted James
Deen jerking off to a yoga magazine on the toilet. He apparently was
having the same problem at the party. We were two horny people in one
big bathroom...anal sex was the most logical thing to progress to in
this situation.
Release Date: 01.28.09
Living in a house with lots of roommates and only having one bathroom
is really tough in the morning when you're trying to brush your
teeth...unless your roommate is Kimberly Kane. Then it's a whole new
experience.
Release Date: 01.28.09

